Great Ways to Say I LOVE YOU

• Bribe the MRT driver to announce a love message for her.
• Take her to the rooftop and shout your love for her.
• Confine yourself to a hospital then tell her that you’re getting weaker because you can’t sleep and eat for thinking too much of her.
• Give her a necklace with a key pendant. Inscribe in it are the words “Would you let me into your heart?”
• Send her a love note with a message written in different languages that she’s not familiar with.
• Page your love message over the customer service counter of a shopping mall
• Record the entire proposal in videocam.
• Stage a mock rally in front of her house or office; write love messages on placards.
• Display your love messages on an advertising billboard with her photo on it.
• Inscribe your message in a tattoo.
• Write a romantic letter to her and have it published in her favorite magazine.
• While on the street with her, stop the traffic and announce your love for her using the traffic aide’s megaphone.
• Coax a TV host of her favorite program to air a message.
• Instead of roses, give her everlasting flowers to signify your everlasting love.
• Hire a plane to fly a love message over a public gathering. If you can’t afford it, a tricycle tagging it will do.
• Invite her on a treasure hunt. On top of the supposed treasure is a message that says how much you love her.
• Give her a disarranged jigsaw puzzle that actually bears a love message for her.
• Bribe a fortune teller to tell her that the man she is with at the moment (you) is very much in love with her.
• Give her a bottle of vitamins with a matching prescription – “Take a dose of my love three times a day.”

Moneysaver Magazine
February 1995